My Tumblr shows who I am and what I wanna be. I just want to be happy

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

(Source: awkwardvagina, via laughbitches)

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3 days ago

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

I read this to my mom and now she’s asking me if it’s short for gleonard

(via telephobe)

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4 days ago
alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(Source: shovel2, via frenchtugboat)

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1 week ago

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 weeks ago

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

(Source: buzzfeed, via lviy)

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3 weeks ago

rumpelstiltskln:

rumpelstiltskln:

Still pissed off at Jesse McCartney for drinking that milk and putting it back

Like what caused you to think this was ok?

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why would you do this jesse?

(via whatsacanada)

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1 month ago

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via textpostsrus)

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1 month ago

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via textpostsrus)

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1 month ago

churchoflanadelrey:

Lana be like: “grab my cell phone, I’mma do a music video”

(via textpostsrus)

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1 month ago

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

(via textpostsrus)

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1 month ago